Oh my god? Did anyone read the Irish Times last Thursday? There was this terrible story in it about a medical mix-up.
What had happened was that there was this gin-devotee, by the by, who had such a malignant case of fag-hag (he was a gayer, you see) that an immediate and emergency gynectomy was called for. However, due to some terrible, terrible mix-up, the surgeon misread what was called for, and carried out instead a gin-ectomy.
They took away his gin!
Can you believe it? Such a case of medical malpractice as never have I before seen in this state.
Out with you Mary Harney! Out with you!
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Horrified, truly I am. To think that one of my kind could do that to, well, one of my kind. It’s like an autoginectomy to me. I’ve feared this ever since they started passing electricity through Gordons to make it more like Bombay.
Jaysus, hanging ain’t good enough for anyone who stole my Gin, I tell you!