Completely hypothetical story:
Ste…John had been working hard all day in the common room in the ma….management department of Trini…King’s College Dublin – it had in it a large table and a solitary, but functional, computer. He was really hungry, so thought “Oh I’ll go get an apac..four star pizza from down the road”.
So, John went walked down to the pizza placed, ordered a vegetarian pizza, thinking he’d be all the better for the extra vegetables. Walking back, joyful at the thought of his impending repast, he whistled to himself a cheery ditty.
He entered the department, and walked up to the door of the common room. Pushing it forward, it wouldn’t open more than an inch, and with a bang at that; the hefty table had been pushed up against the door.
“Fuck this”, John exclaimed aloud to the happy couple whose copulatory activities he had just, no doubt, interrupted.
He went upstairs to the management computer laboratories, and ate his pizza there, grumpily.
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Tsk.
Though if was King’s College, they probably got murdered shortly afterwards, so it all works out.